Hello from Rochester NY:
MY NEW & IMPROVED FAVORITE LISTů
JUST THOUGHT I’D ASK:
▲ Why do all the Anthem singers at sporting events think that they’re really auditioning for Las Vegas?
▲ Where are those 200,000 fans of the Rochester Jazz Festival the rest of the year?
▲ Why do we sing "Take Me Out To The Ballgame" when we're already there?
▲ Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
▲ Has anyone used algebra since they left high school?
▲ If a man evolved from monkeys, how come we still have monkeys?
▲ What if the Hokey Pokey REALLY is what it's all about?
▲ Why do super heroes wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes?
▲ If the Cincinnati Reds were the first major league baseball team, who did they play?
▲ At a movie theater, which arm rest is yours?
▲ How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
▲ If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
▲ Why is it that when you’re driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
▲ If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
▲ Why doesn't the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?
▲ If milk goes bad if not refrigerated, why does it not go bad inside a cow?
▲ If laughter is the best medicine, who's the idiot who said they 'died laughing'?
▲ If parents say, "Never take candy from strangers" then why do we celebrate Halloween?
▲ Can you plan a surprise party for a psychic?
▲ Why do the same fans who sit in sub-zero blizzards at football games run for cover when it sprinkles at baseball games?
▲ The single most mystifying question in sports: Where the hell did we park the car?
▲ Why do marching bands try to play U2 and Guns & Roses songs with 50 trumpets, 50 trombones and 150 drummers?
▲ Why do I even think of these things?
Quote of the Month: “You know the oxygen masks on airplanes? I don't think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just to muffle the screams”.-- Rita Rudner
Bye for now…
Fred Costello & Roger Eckers Jazz Duo
Charley Brown’s Restaurant – 1675 Penfield Rd.
Every Friday & Saturday 7:30-10pm
This page was last updated on 10/3/19.
"Fred Costello - Anthology" CD $15.00 (includes shipping)
"Blues Backstage" CD $15.00 (includes shipping)
"A Lifetime Of Nightclubs & Ballparks" Book $ 20.00 (includes shipping)
TO ORDER FRED’S CD or BOOK BY MAIL:
P.O. Box 25176
Rochester, NY 14625
“Blues Backstage” CD:
“A Lifetime Of Nightclubs &
$ 20.00 (includes shipping)
FOR BOOKING & INFORMATION CONTACT:
Contact information: 585-381-2144