NEWS / CALENDAR INFORMATION

Hello from Rochester NY:

MY NEW & IMPROVED FAVORITE LISTů

JUST THOUGHT I’D ASK:

▲ Why do all the Anthem singers at sporting events think that they’re really auditioning for Las Vegas?

▲ Where are those 200,000 fans of the Rochester Jazz Festival the rest of the year?

▲ Why do we sing "Take Me Out To The Ballgame" when we're already there?

▲ Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

▲ Has anyone used algebra since they left high school?

▲ If a man evolved from monkeys, how come we still have monkeys?

▲ What if the Hokey Pokey REALLY is what it's all about?

▲ Why do super heroes wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes?

▲ If the Cincinnati Reds were the first major league baseball team, who did they play?

▲ At a movie theater, which arm rest is yours?

▲ How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

▲ If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?

▲ Why is it that when you’re driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

▲ If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

▲ Why doesn't the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?

▲ If milk goes bad if not refrigerated, why does it not go bad inside a cow?

▲ If laughter is the best medicine, who's the idiot who said they 'died laughing'?

▲ If parents say, "Never take candy from strangers" then why do we celebrate Halloween?

▲ Can you plan a surprise party for a psychic?

▲ Why do the same fans who sit in sub-zero blizzards at football games run for cover when it sprinkles at baseball games?

▲ The single most mystifying question in sports: Where the hell did we park the car?

▲ Why do marching bands try to play U2 and Guns & Roses songs with 50 trumpets, 50 trombones and 150 drummers?

▲ Why do I even think of these things?

Quote of the Month: “You know the oxygen masks on airplanes? I don't think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just to muffle the screams”.-- Rita Rudner

Bye for now…
Fred

CALENDAR

Fred Costello & Roger Eckers Jazz Duo
Charley Brown’s Restaurant – 1675 Penfield Rd.
Every Friday & Saturday 7:30-10pm

This page was last updated on 10/3/19.

NOW AVAILABLE

"Fred Costello - Anthology" CD $15.00 (includes shipping)

"Blues Backstage" CD $15.00 (includes shipping)

"A Lifetime Of Nightclubs & Ballparks"
Book $ 20.00 (includes shipping)



TO ORDER FRED’S CD or BOOK BY MAIL:  
                 

Mail to:
Music Associates
P.O. Box 25176
Rochester, NY 14625


 “Anthology” CD:
$15.00 (includes shipping)

“Blues Backstage” CD:
$15.00 (includes shipping)


“A Lifetime Of Nightclubs & Ballparks” Book:
$ 20.00 (includes shipping)

FOR BOOKING & INFORMATION CONTACT:

Contact information: 585-381-2144