Hello from Rochester, NY
Musical Notes & Sports Items….
MY NEW & IMPROVED FAVORITE LIST…
JUST THOUGHT I’D ASK:
♦ Why do all the Anthem singers at sporting events think that they’re really auditioning for Las Vegas?
♦ Where are those 200,000 fans of the Rochester Jazz Festival the rest of the year?
♦ Why do we sing "Take Me Out To The Ballgame" when we're already there?
♦ Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
♦ How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?
♦ If a man evolved from monkeys, how come we still have monkeys?
♦ How important does a person have to be before they are considered
assassinated instead of just murdered?
♦ Why do super heroes wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes?
♦ If the Cincinnati Reds were the first major league baseball team, who did they play?
♦ How do you know when you're out of invisible ink?
♦ Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
♦ If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
♦ Why is it that when you’re driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
♦ If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
♦ Why doesn't the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?
♦ If milk goes bad if not refrigerated, why does it not go bad inside a cow?
♦ If laughter is the best medicine, who's the idiot who said they 'died laughing'?
♦ If parents say, "Never take candy from strangers" then why do we celebrate Halloween?
♦ Can you plan a surprise party for a psychic?
♦ Why do the same fans who sit in sub-zero blizzards at football games run for cover when it sprinkles at baseball games?
♦ The single most mystifying question in sports: Where the hell did we park the car?
♦ Why do marching bands try to play U2 and Guns & Roses songs with 50 trumpets, 50 trombones
and 150 drummers?
♦Why do I even think of these things?
Quote Of The Month: "All people are born alike -- except Republicans and Democrats". Groucho Marx
Bye for now…
Fred
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This page was last updated on 10/2/2024.
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Mail to:
Costello Music
P.O. Box 25176
Rochester, NY 14625
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“Anthology” CD:
$15.00
(includes shipping)
“Blues Backstage” CD:
$15.00
(includes shipping)
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“A Lifetime Of Nightclubs &
Ballparks” Book:
$ 20.00 (includes shipping)
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NOW AVAILABLE
"Fred Costello - Anthology" CD $15.00 (includes shipping)
"Blues Backstage" CD $15.00 (includes shipping)
"A Lifetime Of Nightclubs & Ballparks" Book $ 20.00 (includes shipping)