Hello from Rochester, NY

Musical Notes & Sports Items….

MY NEW & IMPROVED FAVORITE LIST…

JUST THOUGHT I’D ASK:

♦ Why do all the Anthem singers at sporting events think that they’re really auditioning for Las Vegas?

♦ Where are those 200,000 fans of the Rochester Jazz Festival the rest of the year?

♦ Why do we sing "Take Me Out To The Ballgame" when we're already there?

♦ Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

♦ How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?

♦ If a man evolved from monkeys, how come we still have monkeys?

♦ How important does a person have to be before they are considered
assassinated instead of just murdered?

♦ Why do super heroes wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes?

♦ If the Cincinnati Reds were the first major league baseball team, who did they play?

♦ How do you know when you're out of invisible ink?

♦ Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

♦ If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?

♦ Why is it that when you’re driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

♦ If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

♦ Why doesn't the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?

♦ If milk goes bad if not refrigerated, why does it not go bad inside a cow?

♦ If laughter is the best medicine, who's the idiot who said they 'died laughing'?

♦ If parents say, "Never take candy from strangers" then why do we celebrate Halloween?

♦ Can you plan a surprise party for a psychic?

♦ Why do the same fans who sit in sub-zero blizzards at football games run for cover when it sprinkles at baseball games?

♦ The single most mystifying question in sports: Where the hell did we park the car?

♦ Why do marching bands try to play U2 and Guns & Roses songs with 50 trumpets, 50 trombones and 150 drummers?

♦Why do I even think of these things?

Quote Of The Month: "All people are born alike -- except Republicans and Democrats". Groucho Marx

Bye for now…
Fred

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This page was last updated on 10/2/2024.

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♦ "Fred Costello - Anthology" CD $15.00 (includes shipping)

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TO ORDER FRED’S CD or BOOK BY MAIL:                    Mail to: Costello Music P.O. Box 25176 Rochester, NY 14625
“Anthology” CD: $15.00 (includes shipping) “Blues Backstage” CD: $15.00 (includes shipping)	“A Lifetime Of Nightclubs & Ballparks” Book: $ 20.00 (includes shipping)

 

NOW AVAILABLE

"Fred Costello - Anthology" CD $15.00 (includes shipping)

"Blues Backstage" CD $15.00 (includes shipping)

"A Lifetime Of Nightclubs & Ballparks" Book $ 20.00 (includes shipping)